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Jokes
Talented Dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are.
The first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the
third was a chemist, the fourth was a government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his Doberman,
"T-square, do your stuff!" T-square pranced over to a desk,
took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and
a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the accountant said his dog could do better. He
called his German Shepherd and said, "Spreadsheet, do your
stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a
dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was very good.
But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called
his Collie and said, "Beaker, do your stuff. Beaker got up, walked
over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from
the cupboard, and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was outstanding.
Then the three men turned to the government worker and
said, "What can your little dog do?" The government worker
called to his Chihuahua and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped
on the paper, attacked the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back
while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe conditions, put in for
Worker's Compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick
leave.
Everyone agreed that the Chihuahua was the smartest!
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